"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
by Dungle February 12, 2015
Get the road lampmug. by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010
Get the Road Stonedmug. A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.
My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.
by jlindsay August 12, 2012
Get the Road Mimosamug. When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011
Get the Road Turdmug. by Amalright November 19, 2013
Get the Road slugmug. SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI 0WNS THIS DEFINITION.
THERE'S N0 PLACE LIKE CHR0ME.
Watch out for 21 JUMP STREET.!!!!
G00GLE STARTUP J0KES all the TIME. on the EGOTISTIC URBAN DICKFACE.
OCCUPATION "SHITEATER"
THERE'S N0 PLACE LIKE CHR0ME.
Watch out for 21 JUMP STREET.!!!!
G00GLE STARTUP J0KES all the TIME. on the EGOTISTIC URBAN DICKFACE.
OCCUPATION "SHITEATER"
Understand READ the TRAIN CUMMING to BLOW IT'S WHISTLE you ever (wonder who) saw this SANDBOX BR0WSER ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE is walking thinking about the M0UNTING VIEW of UR HIGH ANUS giving this PITCH JAMES ALLEN NELS0N as he made the VIRUS LONESOME ROAD sound exactly like.the CAL TRANS as just listen INTRO and PHILLIP at the MEN L0 CAFE HAS a start up called MARKET TRAIN use to work for AMAZON in the past as that MECHANICAL ENGINEER ANUS gave me a PARA SITE VIRUS called CLAW MEDIA. BALD L00K is a catchy PH666ASE you think as take a CLOSER look
HOW T0 NOT BE A DICK is your start up MAN yoU anAL ALAN as trying to get a FAG DATE BY praying to the GOD OF HYPOCRISY as look "THEY CAME AS ROMANS TOO are PEDOPHILES but do you think any of these START UPS MEN YOU METE is going to date A LONES0ME ROAD when you keep showing YOUR DICK as you wouldn't know it oh yeah!!!! BUT I an a FAGG0TS FAG ALAN I WALDMAN said" , but really "their having a METE-ING TEEMING
Stamped on his LONESOME RODE which LONESOME ROAD address has been BIRTHED somewhere else because GOLDen RIDGE BARRINGTON 21 PIL0TS FLEW away from the RIIDE to the ORANGE GROVES everywhere and the worse thing 60 anything is TAKEN by the REAL SAN FRANCISCO FAGG0T'S that BLACK BALLED ANAL ALAN at the FINANCIAL DICK STRICK PAGLIONE DADDY LEVITTOWN TRUCKING COMPANY 19G00GLEPLEX.19BUTTH0LE.19PISSH0L 19CIGARETTE (HEY) HEY HEY HUDS0N and to mention these were super MACHO FAGG0T'S that wouldn't ever deal with anything GIRLY.
HOW T0 NOT BE A DICK is your start up MAN yoU anAL ALAN as trying to get a FAG DATE BY praying to the GOD OF HYPOCRISY as look "THEY CAME AS ROMANS TOO are PEDOPHILES but do you think any of these START UPS MEN YOU METE is going to date A LONES0ME ROAD when you keep showing YOUR DICK as you wouldn't know it oh yeah!!!! BUT I an a FAGG0TS FAG ALAN I WALDMAN said" , but really "their having a METE-ING TEEMING
Stamped on his LONESOME RODE which LONESOME ROAD address has been BIRTHED somewhere else because GOLDen RIDGE BARRINGTON 21 PIL0TS FLEW away from the RIIDE to the ORANGE GROVES everywhere and the worse thing 60 anything is TAKEN by the REAL SAN FRANCISCO FAGG0T'S that BLACK BALLED ANAL ALAN at the FINANCIAL DICK STRICK PAGLIONE DADDY LEVITTOWN TRUCKING COMPANY 19G00GLEPLEX.19BUTTH0LE.19PISSH0L 19CIGARETTE (HEY) HEY HEY HUDS0N and to mention these were super MACHO FAGG0T'S that wouldn't ever deal with anything GIRLY.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 27, 2022
Get the LONESOME ROADmug. A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 26, 2023
Get the Road Strokingmug.