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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realisgamexia

Realisgamexia is a view in which your mind makes things in real life look like realistic video game graphics.
I have Realisgamexia.
by A made up psychological effect September 30, 2020
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realises

when you realize that everything you've worked your whole life for has been a lie.
For realises?
by fantasywizards December 2, 2020
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Realismmorphotivity

When your mind has been morphed into thinking real life looks like videogame graphics.
I have realismmorphotivity, I can't tell if what I'm looking at is videogame graphics or real life.
by photivity January 26, 2021
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realiously

really+seriously = realiously
(mixing the words together emphasize how much u mean it)
someone: “my cat died last night
me: “ OH NO REALIOUSLY?? im so sorry dude :(( ”

someone: “ughhh i realiously need to clean my room”
by Cool girl0806 December 30, 2020
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RealityOverFantasy2020

A user who thinks "accept" is spelled "except"
Did you see the urban dictionary word of the day? The website was shilling and decided to choose RealityOverFantasy2020's word to appease the masses, but didn't notice that the user is an idiot who can't spell.
by Evasyl January 9, 2021
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