The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
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Damn, it looks like we have a Republican Lite running for president! I'm voting third party because I refuse to be fear mongered by the lesser of two evils! At least she's smarter than the two of these idiots!
by anonymous July 16, 2025
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Get the Republican mug.Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
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Them: Did you see the RNC convention? The line-up was a bad flashback of the 90s and the audience dressed in costumes with ear bandages mocking their own candidate.
Me: Republicans are weird.
Me: Republicans are weird.
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