redneck cookies

Cookies made with moonshine

Cleedus please pass the redneck cookies

redneck cookies by BlameEula February 17, 2017

redneck culture 

Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.

Google Redneck Culture for the ABCs of Redneck Culture

redneck culture by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017

redneck baptism 

When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.

"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."

redneck baptism by Shagrath0666 October 16, 2017

redneck dozen 

Nine.

Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.

redneck dozen by Logizyme November 26, 2017

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

Redneck Cry by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018

redneck dildo 

a rusty trailer hicth

she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field

redneck dildo by dert butter March 4, 2018

Redneck Tantrum 

A person who punches walls shortly after being dumped.

Yo, you hear about how that one Redneck punched the wall after his girlfriend left him?

Yeah he had a Redneck Tantrum

Redneck Tantrum by PegasusMX May 27, 2018