man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".

guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?

by Flaming Oak Trees January 7, 2006

Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"

Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."

by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self

Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!

by Adave August 29, 2006

Petty fuck

Fucking one person to get revenge on another person

David broke my heart so I petty fucked his best friend.

by Flxextrdnr February 22, 2017

crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it

dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!

by john raleigh October 29, 2007

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011

Pretty Patty

When a woman on her period takes a hot one on a guys chest and and let's the period blood drip onto it. After that is done she proceeds to lay stomach down on the guys chest and mix the feces with the blood, making it resemble a patty, with the woman being a the top bun and the man being the bottom bun

The two made a pretty patty

by TheAutisticAvocado November 10, 2017