Cincinnati Puppies

Those dark quick moving animals all the way down the end of alleys, that may appear to be stray puppies, that you see while walking on the main streets of the downtown business area of Cincinnati. Some say they may actually be rats, but you can never get close enough to one to notice. They are concentrated in higher numbers in the downtown alleys in the restaurant areas.

Person 1: So how was your trip to Cincinnati ?

Person 2: It was good, while I was downtown I saw that water fountain that used to be on that old show, WKRP

Person 1: Cool, did you bring anything back ?

Person 2: Yeah, while I was there, I met a guy selling stray puppies real cheap, so I bought one.

Person 1: Can I see it ?

Person 2: Sure, It's over here in the yard.

Person 1: Dude, WTF ? That ain't no dog, that's a friggen RAT !

Person 2: SOB - The guy selling them was calling them Cincinnati Puppies, so I thought there were some new breed !

by DJ Lunatic February 15, 2012

puppy filter

Just a hoe snapchat filter

Tiffany is a hoe, so she uses the puppy filter

by GLEE!@!@!@!@ February 20, 2017

Sick Puppy

A ‘Sick Puppy’ is an endearing term to describe a person who struggles with their mental health. A strange but loving way of owning the struggles they have been through and being proud of where and who they are today.

First used in this context by singer/songwriter ‘Kings Elliot’ who herself struggles with borderline personality disorder, anxiety and panic attacks.

I've struggled with anxiety all my life, I guess that means I'm a sick puppy!

by ally2002BPDwarrior September 28, 2022

Puppy Fever

A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.

It can be flu, stomach or fever related.

Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.

by CFran95 August 31, 2023

puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015

puppy nigga

If you ever see one of your homies and they lookin mighty fine this is what you'd call them. Make sure it sounds like it means he's a pussy so it isn't homo.

"Ey yall seen Tyrone today?"
"Yea he's lookin like a real puppy nigga"

by NNoHomoBoi May 21, 2018

Sad Puppy

When your stomach overlaps your pants, but it’s still cute

I ate way too much food, my sad puppy is showing through

by Smart-ass14 May 13, 2018