Pre-ditch

To "ditch" or "comedically abandon" someone before an event or meeting without their knowledge.

Yo let's pre-ditch John, I hate that guy.

by deeezznuts June 11, 2011

pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars

Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"

by JSBizzle September 21, 2011

pre-festival cramming

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012

pre-flight inspection

A quick inspection of essential items (Phone, Wallet, Keys, Ipod..) before leaving the bar slightly inebriated.

Gentleman #1: (Throw on jacket) Alright see you guys later! Pre-flight inspection.

by cowtheif April 8, 2013

pre-enacting

Acting out possible future scenarios, such as arguments/fights and sometimes make-out sessions. These sometimes occur in the present past tense as if they'd already happened. Invariably, the scenario is always favorable to the one doing the pre-enactment.

"So I was pre-enacting my beef with Drea... If she talks anymore shit, I'm gonna punch her in the gut and when she hunches over, I'll get her in the throat. That bitch is lucky I don't curb check her, too. Hell yea! Fucked her UP,son!"

by AdriLynn September 25, 2013

pre black friday

1. A few days or even weeks before black friday starts and your all ready for it

1. Sam was gathering all his money and he was in Pre Black Friday Mood

by Pre Black Friday November 25, 2014

Pre tingle

That moment when your horny and your like a little tingly kinda thing. Like butterflies in your stomach but down on your disco stick, before your erect (obviously, cus it would be 'pre')

*hot chick walks past*
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle

by Thisismypseudonymnotyours June 6, 2015