Poetato

One who on social media platforms, pretends to be a globe denier, anti vaxxer, moon landing hoaxer, or otherwise conspiratorial nonsense (see "poe") just for attention while displaying his or her own complete ignorance of a subject and general lack of intelligence regardless of one's actual core beliefs.

What he just said is so amazingly idiotic he must be a poetato.

by Uncle Jut October 6, 2019

pootang

a place where a woman’s stanky fishy smell cum frum

man my pootang itches

by pootangcruncher October 16, 2019

Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019

Pootang

You poop on her vagina then slowly insert your erect penis inside slowly switching to the asshole to spice things up

Me and me wife tried pootang the other day to spice things up i took laxitaves and shit all over slowly inserting my penis during sexual intercourse

by Mike coxs harder March 1, 2020

Pontaffed

Flanderizing a character in a not even entertaining way. Making one trait the only character they have without any of the original charm.

Knuckles the Echidna was pontaffed into a dumb, jock even though he was a more quiet loner before.

by Fan Ilynn September 21, 2020

pootange

Pootange is a word describing that of someone that is a little bitch with a pussy.

Man, that guy Tyler is a big pootange.

by anonymous January 16, 2021

pogtato

The best potato to be alive

Has many fans throughout the town

Is the most popular non binary in the school

Ayup is pogtato here today

The whole cafeteria :"Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to pogtato happy birthday to you"

The straight girls outside "👀👄👀"

by pogtatoanddreamsmpislife April 25, 2021