play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 06, 2007

playing spiderman

How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.

Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat

by geeterdawghead December 21, 2014

bean play

When someone takes their fingers and gently fondles and caresses your nads.

When I go to the massage parlor, I always ask the nice Korean lady go "nice and soft," which means in the end I'll be getting some bean play.

by Rhett Perry December 13, 2007

Playing-it-hard

When a guy gets a boner during an activity requiring physical contact. The person that they are aroused by can be male or female depending on the guys sexual preference.

Jeff: Hey Daniel! Do you want to play Rugby with me and Jessie?
Daniel: No thanks. I like Jessie and might end up Playing-it-Hard
Jeff: I understand!

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013

Playing Destiny

A phrase commonly used when someone is planning to or is currently watching hentai.

Person 1: “ayo bro I’m bouta start Playing Destiny!”

Person 2: “Yo same here! Wanna play together?”

by SirBiggum292 May 21, 2021

Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.

Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!

by Scanford February 13, 2011

playing boxey

Engaging in IM chat or texting with the express purpose of going from innocuous chatter to a more deliberately suggestive and/or sexual milieu.

He always texts me to ask about work, but sooner or later, we wind up playing boxey.

by BillPSQ March 18, 2010