porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

taking the piss

Making fun of someone - without hurtful intentions.

My American fiance doesn't understand "taking the piss", so she took my piss taking seriously and now I'm in the dog house! :(

by Malrak May 10, 2008

piss test

when you randomly have to piss in a small cup to test for pot heads and tweakers.

Beth: "wat up my nig, you wanna smoke this purple kush?! i just bought an eighth!"

Salley:" hell no! i gotta go see my p.o. today. She gonna gimmie one of them piss tests..."

Beth: "damn"

by pixi3srh630 February 6, 2009

Piss catchers

Leather shoes with a raised stitched upper edge allowing the shoes to catch any 'accidental spillages' that may occur during a drunken visit to the toilet.

Rodney's on the pull tonight, he's wearing his new piss catchers.

by bobby boggled April 1, 2009

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

Piece of piss

A job or task which should require little or no physical exertion in order to complete.
(Mainly used by the trades when assuring the apprentice that the job is easy (it often isn't.))

Just bang that up there then your done, it's a piece of piss mate.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmmmm July 13, 2017

Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

by A to the LEX beezy! December 11, 2007