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Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.
We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.
by M911 October 27, 2011
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Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
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protean lesbian

1. a female who is sexually and emotionally attracted to other females but occasionally hooks up with males

2. a woman who considers herself to be a lesbian but hooks up with men on occasion

3. a lesbian who is sexually flexible
person 1: "I knocked on Ashley's door, but she wasn't home"
person 2: " Oh, yea she spent the night at Mark's"
person 1: "I thought Ashley was a lesbian"
person 2: "She is. Well kinda. She's a protean lesbian"
by sheezy402 December 23, 2011
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protectorant

a thing that protects
armor-all is a protectorant of car dashes everywhere
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protein wall

The invisible wall one hits while dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. Symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.
Charles and Joey hit a massive protein wall tonight at Texas de Brazil. Their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.
by jdubs8313 January 18, 2016
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Pirate prunes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!
by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018
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pirate chick

a female pirate, the most dangerous kind of pirate
Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.

Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018
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