Pansexual

A made up sexuality coined by Tumblr freaks who thinks there are more than two genders.

Ash: Omg!!!!!~~ I'm pansexual :3
Logan: No Ash, you're bisexual.
Ash: No, bisexual is when you're attracted to TWO genders. I'm attracted to all :)
Logan: Nah. There's no science to back up that claim. Reread your "facts" that you got from Google please.
Also Logan: And hey, before you bring this up, gender is not a spectrum. Don't even dare to bring up the intersex argument.

Ash: ...
Also Ash: *rethinks ze/xir/kooky-wooky's life* ...
Also Ash 2: What has my life come to??!

by bigirl101X3 June 14, 2018

Norwegian Pineapple

It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)

Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"

by Trumeteer August 3, 2009

A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016

pansexual

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

Pine Mouth

When a bitter or metallic-like taste appears to have taken over your taste buds for days, causing all foods and beverages to be distasteful and unbearable. A possible side effect of eating rancid pine nuts.

Even my Tim Tam cookies taste bad because of this pine mouth. I knew I shouldn't have eaten those candied toasted pine nuts that came with my salad, but I couldn't resist them at the time.

by Treelane November 18, 2010

pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

by Tabasco Spitty December 1, 2011

Pansexual

Not bisexual. Pansexuality is liking girls,boys,non binary and trans people. Pansexuals don’t like other pans.

Hey I’m pansexual
Isn’t that bisexual?
No, you idiot!

by ur local pansexual June 12, 2019