tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 06, 2022

pet fox

A Harry. A smelly slow annoying person that acts like a a fox.

Harry you pet fox.

by Ewan:) December 28, 2019

yum pet

A yum pet is a musical instrument, used mainly in the jazz or blues genre.

I love jazz, I especially love the yum pet players.

by Jazzzz101 March 10, 2016

Name Your Pet Mina Day

May 24, name your pet mina day🥰🧞 ♂️😈

“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”

by MINA>>YOU May 08, 2022

Pet Simulator

A rebraning of "Autism Association"

The child played Pet Simulator

by Ipadkid.com February 09, 2023

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.

Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.

by blulip.for.life August 12, 2011