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Patches

Calm down patches.
by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022
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gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head
Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!
by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017
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Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.
by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011
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Sad patch

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.
by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021
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where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012
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The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*
by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010
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National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.
you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .
by T.money October 31, 2021
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