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Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
by MPRINZO January 29, 2019
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Properus Mortium

A Buttplug in the shape of a Miquote. Has sex with waffles. Is canadian so it all evens out somewhere on the floor of a janitorial closet.
Properus Mortium is only slightly tastier than Muppet Afterbirth
by Dragoons_Are_cool February 16, 2020
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Propertilia

Good term for the proper genitalia.

Me and some friends went to a bar, most of us knowing it's a gay bar and we were all straight. But one friend decided to make out with what he thought was a really hot chick. We all laughed. We all knew it was a dude but didn't tell him til after we all left the bar.
That ain't no chick bro. Don't forget to check the propertilia.
by IneptGuard January 3, 2022
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propertyhurt

It’s the feeling you get when you lose money on property you bought.

It’s like butthurt but instead you’re overly or unjustifiably offended or resentful that you lost money on property because only losers lose money on property - no one is supposed to really lose money on property.
People are so propertyhurt in Fort McMurray because they bought high and 15 years later a lot of them are still $200,000 upside down. It’s worse than butthurt, it’s propertyhurt.
by RealtyJohn October 23, 2022
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property value

How much the area you live in is worth; How expensive your crib is
Daquarius ) That stupid ass nigga Octavion keep shooting bullets in the air every morning!

Jontavius ) Don't be talking junk, he keeping our property value low so we ain't gotta pay no rent, he a real one ONG.
by Jontavius Contarion VIX November 17, 2022
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Property

They aren't ALLOWING you? You are literally MINE and NOT THEIRS. They didn't ask me whether or not they could tell you to do ANYTHING!
Hym "And, therefore, you can do whatever you want. Property."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Transitive Property of Ownership

The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"

Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
by Almighty Reptar June 10, 2013
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