prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
He was the best prison plumber in the yard.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023
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prison panini

Hey, man I was able to get you a prison panini out of the cafeteria
by Bowlman_can March 21, 2023
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Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.
She locked me in her dwarf prison.
by Monkian79 August 5, 2023
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Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
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Prison

Kid: OK mom I'm going to prison.

Mom: You got arrested!?!?!?

Kid: NO. I'm going to school :(
by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019
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prison burrito

Top Ramen and chili in tortilla. Poor man's burrito.
Let's have a prison burrito!
by Spasticgal December 6, 2013
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Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020
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