Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

by Bowlman_can March 21, 2023

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

by chonkychonkthechonkie December 1, 2019

by Spasticgal December 6, 2013

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.
Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens
Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.
by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020
