slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.

Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."

by toolroom October 20, 2015

peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."

Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.

by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009

Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole

I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl

by Blue taki September 18, 2020

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

soul job

Deeper and more meaningful than a hand job or a blow job.

'Laura I'm going to give you a soul job and make your soul cum!'

by Ken Legend October 14, 2017

Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021