the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash
Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
Get the vertical smashmug. The words of lord pewdiepie calling upon his army of 9 year olds to smash subscribe in order to defeat T-seires and remain number one.
Pewdiepie: my fellow nine year olds, SMASH SUBSCRIBE! Tell me what are you going ro do?
Nine year old: SMASH SUBSCRIBE
Nine year old: SMASH SUBSCRIBE
by I'm-a-ChicKEn November 6, 2018
Get the smash subscribemug. The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
Get the Smashing eggsmug. When you smash a persons forehead or baldspot with such precision that it doesn't hurt, but gives away a loud smash-sound. The word derives from the swedish language.
by Opi December 1, 2004
Get the Flint-smashmug. When you put your head into the vagina. Sometimes done with snorkels on to help breathing. This is a highly dangerous technique often resulting in suffocation.
by Dictionary Wiz May 12, 2014
Get the Head Smashmug. "Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
by Sush God October 11, 2016
Get the Monster Smashmug. by daBoss April 29, 2014
Get the castle smashingmug.