Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

castor oil plant

a plant that makes stinky smegma.

Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!

Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what

by your name is NOT being used by July 13, 2010

Arabian Oil Rig

When 69ing, and male is on top, and has a serious case of diarrhea. Suddenly he has to take a shit really bad, and when he lets it go it pours off of his ass onto the female's face.

OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.

Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.

by cr33p1ngdeath November 5, 2009

Red neck oil change

Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.

Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?

by Steepleton May 28, 2022

Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil

Two important items that must be combined in a Smoothener to make chocolate.

Chocolate Nuggets are kind of like cocoa nibs and Choccy oil is kind of like cocoa butter.

Hey Zack, get the Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil . I just got a smoothener and want to test it out.

by JohnTGaymen May 14, 2020

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020