30 October

Ding dong ditch people's doors

- What is ding dong ditch?
- you knock on people's doors and run!
It's on the 30 October

by sportyhamster October 13, 2019

October 22

The day the greatest human being was born.

October 22nd is a day of legends.

by peepeepoopoo October 14, 2019

october 4th

National gay day, on this day anything goes, which includes that one homie who's lookin extra thicc

"Lemme clap them cheeks Gerald" "I'm not gay tho" "don't worry its October 4th"
"What's that supposed to mean??" "It means I'm about to get some cheek nigga"

by //-Yung-Tragic-// October 3, 2018

Octomom

The selfish California woman who decided that being unable to properly raise and care for 6 kids wasn't enough, so she had 8 more, rationalizing all taxpayer assistance by referring to it as "temporary" (which, obviously, means it doesn't qualify as assistance).

The State of California must lay off an additional 50 workers to pay for the new Octomom Assistance Bill.

by Andyistakensoi'lljustkeeptypin February 17, 2009

October 26

October 26th is a day of greatness, only people with big dick energy are born on this day. They deserve all the head and sex on this day.

Dam that mans born on October 26, he must have some big duck energy.

by 372fgghhh October 16, 2019

Grab ass october

It is like slap ass October but even better
It is allowing any boy/girl to grab any boy/girls ass during the month of October

Ryan will grab Reese's ass during grab ass October

by iwillusemygunifihaveto October 3, 2019

October 2nd

The day a fucking legend was born with faster eating speed the usian bolt

Your born on October 2nd

by Yeet zane November 4, 2019