where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012

Sh*t where you eat

The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.

Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!

by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024

Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀

Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

Urie Whomever Curiel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Michael Lorenzo Urie Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

Buck Fuck No Where

Origin: Kubz Scouts

A place unknown, no where, can easily go missing and never be found.

"We're in the middle of buck fuck no where." -Kubz Scouts

by UpdatingSlang June 14, 2025

Where’s Dazzle?

A horror game set in dandy’s world, where Razzle and Dazzle join looey’s circus, but Dazzle goes missing, and a dark skin is attached to him. You have to try and find him! But based on how the game plays out, I don’t think he wants to be found…

Where’s Dazzle?

by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025