bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

Bar Potpourri

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.

Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"

by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010

Bar slut

A female who is young and dum, typically, who goes to the bar almost every night while her kids and man are at home and seeks attention from anything and everything.

That girl Bobbi who's at the office bar and grill every night is getting plowed by robert and ray in the bathroom, my kind of bar slut.

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021

Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.

This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018

yeat bar

a yeat bar is a line in a song that is weird or makes no sense, but goes hard or sounds good

from the song born american: they put a rifle in my hand and told me shoot the yellow man, a yeat bar

by i like hunt bitches April 30, 2023

bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...

Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!

by dddennis February 17, 2010

squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022