ninja shower

When you have a quiet shower by not turning the water pressure up to high so as to not wake up other residents within your residence who may be awoken by the sound of water flowing through pipes.

It was after midnight and everyone was asleep so in order to bathe thyself I enacted the ancient form and techniques of the ninja shower.

by majesticbeard October 26, 2014

Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.

(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!

by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015

ninja nut

Nutting in a public place, undetected

Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.

by Nick6302 August 10, 2017

Rebellious Ninja

A person that is capable of doing all things in an unthinkable way

E.g. Meaghan is a rebellious ninja

by mapineapple August 28, 2012

Bitch Ninja

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

by JJPeche November 19, 2011

urban ninja

A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.

God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!

by Sgt. Abe Carver October 3, 2004

Ninja Library

The quietest place on earth.

I'm really surprised at how things are at the Ninja Library, very quiet !

by izcool May 10, 2008