Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

panda muncher

somebody who wants to eat panda express everyday

Douglas is a silly panda muncher!

by Amazing Thing 1 and 2 September 27, 2013

jesus muncher

Anybody who is part of a religion that has jesus as the son of god and is so devoted to where it sickens those around them

Bro im tring to hookup with that cute redhead

Dude dont bother she talks bout jesus and god too damn much she s a total jesus muncher

by MJP2100 December 26, 2013

chode muncher

Either a putdown/insult or someone who eats chodes.

"Lol, you suck"
"Well at least I'm not a chode muncher!"
":("

by Crixalis the Sand King December 26, 2014

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

by WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNaeNae May 6, 2015

fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!

by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016

slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.

"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."

by Therealted August 10, 2016