Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018

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bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

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mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

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nigga mushroom

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.

-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"

by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018

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When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

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