Virgin Mule

A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.

Bartender! I’ll have a Virgin Mule, please.

by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025

the revenge mullen

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"

Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.

Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.

by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007

Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.

I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?

by LustyLes March 27, 2013

whole motor mule

Everything you need at the time

Do you have the whole motor mule for the camp out?

by hootnholler May 12, 2014

lopin' yer mule

male jacking off, masturbation

Are you lopin' yer mule in there?

by Squiddles April 3, 2015

whipping the mule

a guy jacking off ,

he is to busy "whipping the mule" to answer the phone.

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

The study of mules

The Study of Mules is where someone spends 12 years of college learning about the science of Mules, Also called Muleolegy it expands upon the world of Mules

Prof 1: I studied Psychology

Prof 2: I studied in Medicinal Distribution

Prof 3: I am Studying Muleolegy also know as the Study of Mules

by WololoWibbleWarbles January 18, 2017