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jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead
jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck
by jmsdefinition October 26, 2019
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Gates middle school

a school in scituate, massachusetts for grades 7 and 8. The teachers who are all asses, except for the former principal who passed away in a car crash march 2010. The school is filled with boys who smoke pot and all the girls are sluts that cant act their age and dont know the difference between undergarments and clothing. If their not a slut there probably overweight and puggy. Except for the few down to earth students most have their head and the clouds and focus on partying and making out with boys then school work and their future.
Gates Middle school fun facts

grades average = D+
slutty girls= 90 %
pot head boys=75%
annoying teachers = 95%
by anonymousx1x2x3x4x5x9 May 3, 2010
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Middle school girls

Girls who think they’re cute and like to say they’re different from everyone else but they’re literally all the name shit. They always smack they’re gum and they’re makeup is melting off they’re face at the end of the day. They also like to call themselves “quirky” and think they’re on top of the shit and think the world revolves around them when really nobody gives two flying fucks about your Starbucks, or your daily fit check, or your acrylic nails. Don’t worry Emma, nobody is gonna take your man away from you.

-written by a middle school girl
Middle school girls) *smacking gum* oh my god I’m out of my Starbucks drink!

Literally everyone) nobody gives a fuck you stupid fag
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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golding middle school

A poor school located in a shitty town (cobleskill), filled with redneck and homophobes.
by I wanna commit June 22, 2017
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Grayslake middle school

The gayest school in the USA where the dean does nothing about anything and thinks he knows everything where the teachers don't even have a degree and don't even teach where the kids bully each other and beat kids up where there are 10 kids a day in the deans office!Where in gym class you don't do anything bus fitness and the gym teachers think they know everything!Where the lunch food is fake and worse than prisons food this school is the worst one in the USA!!!
Also with a lot of creepy and gay teachers!
The school is so fucking gross wich Grayslake middle has bugs all over it

Grayslake middle school
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Muir Middle School

Muir is a Middle School in Milford, Michigan. In this very building, you can find smoke lords of every shape, and size camping, and hot boxing the bathrooms. Fights are also a special treat in this school. Looking for some fucked up role play? Well your in luck, girls in this school are willing to do anything you ask. As long as your popular. You will LITERALLY observe girls turn to sluts from 6th to 8th. Just please. Don't go to Chode Valley
(Inside Muir Middle School)
Schoolboy: Hey, what's your next hour?
Kid Thinking He's Hard:murder gang shit wanna hotbox the stall gang?
by yuh yuh ight October 13, 2019
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Scoggins Middle School

A school where most of the kids spread rumors about you because they ain't got nothing else to talk about, 6th graders have dog shit on their shoe and smear it on the bus floor, the teachers overreact about everything you do, kids play the most annoying shit on the bus, and everyone is looking for a fight.
What's the shittiest school you have ever been too? Scoggins Middle School.
by SchoolCritic94 December 9, 2019
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