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Mexican jetskiied

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.
The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied
by aglasson April 12, 2010
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Mexican Leonidas

The cheap knockoff version of a manly man. Typically used to describe Macro Ruiz.
I can't believe it... he pulled a Mexican Leonidas out of nowhere.
by Zimerb June 3, 2018
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The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.
Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.
by ThickburritoaAss April 17, 2020
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mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water
Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"
by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020
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Mexican Sunset

A Mexican Sunset made with one bottle of Jose to half a gallon of Sunny D.
by DeManlucky13 August 6, 2011
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Blue Mexican

A completely innocent and non-offensive term that can be used to fool and confuse the gullible. In reality, it means nothing, but is used with the implication of sone hidden depth or sordid detail.
"You taught me so much, I even know what felching is!"

"True, but you don't know everything. Bet you haven't even heard of a Blue Mexican!"

"No, what's that?"

"Oh I couldn't say. Far too inappropriate!"
by Purplehobnob July 16, 2019
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Mexican Smoothie

When you eat out a Mexican girl on her period.
“Yo dude, last night this girl I hooked up with was on her period but I had myself a good old Mexican Smoothie.”
by TigerWoods June 1, 2020
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