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Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.
by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022
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Manchester

A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."
Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳
by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022
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Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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mecha_streisand_anti

A tiktoker who has had few accounts like “mecha_streisand_antii” and newest being “Hailey_pirrip”
by Urm0m696969 May 17, 2022
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Manchester

A word Cody from Iowa made up in 2011
Person 1: “I’m gonna punch you in the face
Person 2: “Manchester”
by JustFactz May 24, 2022
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Manch

Manch translated to hindi means 'stage'.

Manch is a stage for all purpose-driven brands to showcase their products and tell the story behind them.
My shopping has meant so much more ever since I started shopping at Manch.
She is so cool. She shops at Manch.
by bigbangeratheory July 18, 2022
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