Ronald Mcdonald

Touched me. OOOOOOOOF i crie erytyme sad.

Ronald Mcdonald is locked away lol.

by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

Lauren McDonald's

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.

You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

McDonalds Employees

Bums who're spitting on peoples' burgers, protesting for $15 per hour.

The McDonalds employees are protesting again.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh December 4, 2020

McDonald’s Miu

a horny pony colosal on TikTok that is into a rich blonde dude that is a literal daddy long leg spider that is in a game called dang it grandpa,she goes around saying “McDonalds Miu” “McDonalds Miu”,you can never escape McDonalds Miu

“person 1:who is this McDonalds Miu?”

“person 2:well,you see,it’s a long ass story how she became a thing. McDonald’s miu is an icon.”

by McDonald’s Miu Left Arm August 8, 2021

Getting McDonald

You get a 6 piece McNugget with hot mustard. Eat all the McNuggets then cut a hole in the bottom of the 6 piece McNugget box. After that you go to town on the box while using the hot mustard as a lubricant.

Jace: OMG why is Micheal getting McDonald again without me.

by JamPGT February 24, 2024

McDonald

He had a farm until a fast food chain stole it

-Old McDonald had a farm
-E-I-E-I-O

by BQ-498 March 5, 2024