max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018

Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.

Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!

by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018

Max par

The replacement of "top kek"
Because top kek is used by normies

>Apple is a gaming platform.
Max par

by Faggorini June 9, 2018

Manly Max

A big manly guy named Max who wants a pickup truck.

Dang, Manly Max is hawt. -Every girl EVER plus a few guys

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

max roth

When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration

Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

by Cunttfup October 30, 2017

Max Walker

Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single

You're such a "Max Walker"

by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020