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skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp
john ant no skank master. jesus is
by BananaHamack December 27, 2008
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master mechanic

Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.
Dylan is going to be a master mechanic
by Ayakben November 26, 2014
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Master Fisher

One who has mastered the art of baiting.
To become the Master Fisher, one must first become the Master Baiter.
by Lardnutz August 5, 2008
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Master Shifu

Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!
I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(
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Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.
The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.
by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
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