Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.

Josep Maria, aquí no!

by czleuqim November 23, 2021

pulled a maria

Forgetting something in the oven and burning it. Finnish proverb common within youths.

Rick totally pulled a maria with our food and burnt it. What a chef!

by Pav3 February 25, 2018

Maria Paula

Maria Paula is a name of a good person and ais always a kinded soul.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.

Maria Paula is short

by anonymous February 9, 2023

Maria

The one and only girl who will actually make you laugh.

i love Maria

by 4nt.art1ca_ January 2, 2024

Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward

Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria

by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.

“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022

Maria

Maria is one of the most funny, playful and just perfect people u could ever be able to meet. Shes the baddest bitch in the entire world and you'll be the most lucky person ever if you're friends with her. Shes literally the definition of perfect and everybody should like her.

"OMG !! is that maria !?!?? shes literally the coolest person here !!!!"

" OMG YES ! IT IS HER !!"

" Ugh, i wish i was as cool as her.."

by simp for ji changmin. April 24, 2021