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mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.
Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.
by Rvitale June 5, 2016
mugGet the mud netmug.

Mud Blood

Mudblood is a highly derogatory term for a Muggle-born wizard or witch. It is also a racial slur to black witches and wizards commonly known to muggles as the "N-word". Draco Malfoy is guilty of dropping the "M-word" a bunch of times in the books.
The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. ‘No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mud blood,’ he spat.
by Smith McCool January 4, 2019
mugGet the Mud Bloodmug.

Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.
You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.
by junglefeverjake February 27, 2015
mugGet the Mud Muffinmug.

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls
by bill brasky April 20, 2005
mugGet the mud flapmug.

Mud Dog

The act of receiving Anal then performing Oral.
"Yea, the bitch had a nasty face. Looked like she just tasted her first Mud Dog."

Trent: "Joe how was the date last night man?"

Joe: "I think it went well we went out for corn dogs and she was still hungry so I took her home, and tossed her the old Mud Dog".
by Trent & Joe November 27, 2007
mugGet the Mud Dogmug.

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.
Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.
by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008
mugGet the Mud Crabsmug.

Mud-plugger

1. A white man who dates only black women.

2. A white male who lowers his standards and slums with a black hoe.
Ralph is suck a mud-plugger because he only dates skanky nappy headed black hoes!
by Daddy Spiel May 5, 2011
mugGet the Mud-pluggermug.

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