Milf Kilroy

An amazingly fit woman, in her early fourties, preferably blonde with large breasts. Has the accent of a mancunian and pronounces everything with an 'eh' sound on the end of it. MOTHER BELONGING TO NATALIE KILROY.

'that Susan Kilroy, shes a rayteeeee Milf Kilroy'

by Milf Appreciation May 2, 2009

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007

foot milfie

A super hot milf that everyone would think would be perfect, except she's got horrible feet, like, bunions and all.

Damn, I'd really like to tap that, but dude, she's one hell of a foot milfie.

by Reverand J.T. Jones December 9, 2008

MailFunction

Where your postal service or post office functions wrongly or does not function at all.

"The past few days there has been some mailfunction on the telephone lines to Iceland Post. For 1-3 minutes at a time the connection is disrupted and excisting phone calls are cut short unexpectedly." - Icelandic Post Office news

by Jurgen222 August 24, 2010

Milf Mark

Tattoo located on the lower back of a woman. Formerly known as a Tramp Stamp.

* A mom bends down revealing a tattoo on her lower back. "Check out the milf mark on her!"

by khog August 14, 2011

Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.

Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.

by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015