Named after the delicious dessert from the Squealing Pig in Boston, MA, this deviant sex act requires two people who engage in any form of sexual intercourse in a tanning bed, and then proceed to defecate in said tanning bed.
by Josh Lundgren April 26, 2006
Get the Mars Bar Toastie mug.A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
by G. Dingle July 29, 2008
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The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
by Chris Bekavac July 23, 2005
Get the marsha brady mug.A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!
Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!
by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010
Get the Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers mug.It is like a lesbian however instead of another girl in involes a mars bar. It is when the love for chocolate takes a step too far.
Bex: wtf r u doin with that marsbar
Katie: frigging myself, i'm a marsbian
Bex: kool i but try snikers they hav texture
Katie: frigging myself, i'm a marsbian
Bex: kool i but try snikers they hav texture
by Foxy_Babe September 4, 2008
Get the marsbian mug.When a girl is sitting on your face ( while you're eating her out) & she reaches back & uses your dick like a handle then you spin her around to 69
by StickyCM June 26, 2017
Get the Marshall Law mug.Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
by dr scott March 4, 2004
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