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Louis Fauxton

Fraudulent Louis Vuitton merchandise. It's estimated that 99% of LV branded goods aren't genuine. If you see someone with an LV bag, it's overwhelmingly likely to be fake.

Basic bitches buy $40 Louis Fauxton bags made out of plastic. Brandthirsty bitches buy $200 Louis Fauxton bags made from canvas and leather. Status whores buy $500+ all-leather Louis Fauxton bags (usually a Capucines or Epi leather) replicated at a perfect 1:1 ratio .

True "AAA" or 1:1" Louis Fauxton bags are almost as rare as genuine LV and can sometimes mistakenly be authenticated and even repaired or heat stamped by LV.
"I can't afford to buy a new Louis Vuitton Empreinte Speedy, so I bought a Louis Fauxton from the back of a Korean taco food truck on Canal Street. Shit was a legit AAA replica, so I couldn't even get a taco after.
by TruthsHurt December 26, 2014
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Louis

Proper sound lad, easy to get a long with and makes you feel welcome. Loves The Arsenal and well got a huge you know what
louis is
by jchuhh1566 November 22, 2021
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Louis girl

A very pretty and well mannered young lady with unrivalled wits and charm. She is the primus inter pares.
What's more exciting than having a Louis girl as your friend?
by Bobby1913 July 21, 2021
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Louis

A man with a HUGE DICK and dates Louise he is also taller then Morgz mum
That man is a lanky fuck fukin Louis
by Louis12740 September 19, 2020
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Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.
Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.
by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022
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louis nylon

A scruffy yellow Poncho like jacket worn often in cold wet weather, usually worn by 'chavs', poor people and mostly tramps, not attractive and come in a wide range of incandescent colours.

A Louis Nylon is a bright Nylon worn by a poor child. Often selling things for money.
Look at that "Louis Nylon" over there, I bet he smells really bad.
by DavetheStake October 21, 2013
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