Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.

Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic

by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 7, 2020

bos logic

a way of living. point blank periodt.

oh no I don’t know what to do!!

bos logic. duh.

by bos gross September 9, 2019

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

by Ben Greet August 3, 2022

LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE

something very IMPOSSIBLE and quite horrific to outWIT.

Let me put it to you this way when I got this SPARKY YAGAH00BI A MEAN CHIEF up my ASSH0LE and this ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED worse as each day forward, this LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE is going to cause such a mental crash at the least that this phraseology make more sense here LOGICAL DISSONANCE ,and now JEWISH FAGGOT'S COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , " EAT SHIT AND DRINK PISS BY 4:39 AM MAY 10 2022 and don't be an ASSH0LE go "FULL "O" on the words , " FROM YOUR MOTHER" and you will never be able to rise above it because as YOU EAT SHIT ANAL ALAN SHIT WILL KEEP RISING WAY ABOVE YOU HIGHER AND HIGHER , now go 2 IT!!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 10, 2022

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021