bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

trog log

1. A vehicle that is home to the trog.
2. A busted up pos Dodge brown van that wreaks of fecal matter and urine.

1. The man in the yellow shirt pissed all over the trog log.

2. Its fun to throw rocks at the trog log.

3. Doug drop kicked the trog log.

by Man In The Yellow Shirt March 1, 2004

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007