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Cottage cheese legs

When a woman's legs are fat and the skin doesn't stretch right, making them appear to look like cottage cheese.
dude, did you see those legs?

Yeah, man they are cottage cheese legs!
by ShortAndSweet February 19, 2015
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Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.
Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!
by Vladimir January 14, 2005
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Cactus legs

When a girl on her 21st birthday gets so drunk and stumbles into a cactus on her way home from the bar.
Man that girl was so drunk, she got cactus legs
by Twosheds89 September 10, 2011
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Piano legs

Piano legs is used when a girl is wearing a black dress skirt or shorts and has ghostly white legs !
" her legs are so white they look like the keys on a piano "

Girl waking down the street ...

two guys across the road...*whistle* hey piano legs

girl runs away to the nearest tanning salon in shame !
by peperami87 November 16, 2009
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peanut butter legs

"Hey that bitch's got peanut butter legs."
by yo mama June 17, 2003
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A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.

Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............

Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.

Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!

Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.

Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
by Moist Mary July 30, 2004
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how to kill your legs

how to kill your legs is by lifting a real heavy box
by shelden January 21, 2010
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