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Double Lap Leaner 

When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."
Double Lap Leaner by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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Slow gas leak 

A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.

Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"

Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."

Mark: "Bummer."
Slow gas leak by Sheap July 26, 2011

Don't leave me flaccid 

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story
1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

what we learn 

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.
"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn
what we learn by Hey what we learn October 28, 2019

pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
In the music industry, when a song or album is being put out before it is officially released, usually online.
Sometimes when an artist's album has been leaked, they release their album earlier than planned for fear of the bootleggers.
leak by Tricia February 26, 2005