you know who

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.

"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"

by Nick D July 13, 2004

Y'know

A word which was made up and created by Paul McCartney, before him there was no sound but he fixed that and when someone asked how he did it he answered;
"Well, I was sleeping y'know..."

Since then it have been a word used in everyones everyday life y'know.

Geege: Hey Baul, how do ye make biscuits?
Paul: Well, you put some butter and flour together y'know.

Teacher: Did you finish your essays?
Me: No because I was sleeping y'know, and me mother came to me and said, just 'Let it be'.

by ElvinosDelfinos April 11, 2020

never know

you don't know it until you do/try it

Example 1
Kid - I bet there's no more chips in the closet.
Other Kid - Never know..
(He want's the kid to get more)

Example 2
Girl - I bet he's not going to like me..
Other Girl - You never know! :D
(The other girl is giving her confidence)

by radicaldude March 7, 2010

so you think you know kung fu

This was quoted by the legendary Jackie Chan in his movie "Snake Fist in Eagle's Shadow." In simple terms it means "Come on you fucka let's go right now!"

"So you think you know kung fu, huh?" I said.
"What?"
Then I snapped his leg and farted in his face while yelling "Hadoken!"

by undispute May 14, 2008

I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

by battleaxe June 13, 2017

Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor.

Sometimes heard in military circles, the phrase denotes someone who is overly-involved but doesn't really know what is going involved.

Usually used to point out a micro-manager who misses the forest for the trees.

Upon seeing a clueless officer trying (and failing) to prepare a Rifle-Launched Grappling Hook for use (not his job), a soldier might state to another, "Man, the LT is Swimming in the kool-aid, but don't know the flavor."

Variations include "All up in my kool-aid, and don't know the mix", or the abbreviated "Swimming in it."

by Grazing Fire May 2, 2011

I know you are, but what am I?

A retort with profound implications. Pee Wee's greatest contribution to youth culture.

Person A: You smell bad.

Person B: There's this thing about a small squirrel and how nobody loves you. Hi-ya! Now that's what I call a verbal bitch-slap.

Person A: I know you are, but what am I?

Person B: Haha what a complete fail of a a comeback. It's like, your face is all red, and you can't come up with a comeback.

Person A: It made no sense, but therein lies the point. The notion that one needs to respond with a rehearsed "comeback" is inane. Your squirrel-centric comeback was also inane; it failed to address your abhorrent smell, it seemed to mistake randomness for wit (really a squirrel?), and the mere fact that you would use it as an example of a verbal bitch-slap is laughable, as it lacks slap. It is quite slap-less. I respond to inanity with inanity.

Person B: Well, "your" still a faggot. And now I'm going to win this by blowing your mind with an ounce of inverse-Descartian drivel.

Person A: Nooooooooooooooo

by wrongontheinternet October 21, 2010