Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats

“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”

by mrpoobJE July 11, 2019

jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"

by the vesh December 29, 2007

Darius Jordan

Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.

I love Darius Jordan

by gcghkgdcjgh August 2, 2011

West jordan

A town in Utah that has gone from nice to getto, and has been in reconstruction for atleast 5 years, the town in wich you will find some of the most dope people ever. And home of some of LTC.

Dude let's go to mcdicks in west jordan

by Undeaduser August 10, 2016

Jordan Miller

1. A defensive tackle on the Chicago Bears

2. A DJ at UCF

Jordan Miller is a free agent now!? WTF!

Have you ever seen Jordan Miller live? It’s insane!!

by indiegirl420 December 19, 2018

chestnut jordans

The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.

"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"

by Smellllllly December 14, 2008