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Jordan Elbridge

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.
Who’s bootie pic is that?
Idk someone from Jordan Elbridge for sure.
by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019
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Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot
Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again
by edgepotato January 14, 2007
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Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.
Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.
by Perry April 7, 2004
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Jordan Elbridge

Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats
“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”
by mrpoobJE July 11, 2019
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jordans mom

Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.
"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"
by the vesh December 29, 2007
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Darius Jordan

Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.
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West jordan

A town in Utah that has gone from nice to getto, and has been in reconstruction for atleast 5 years, the town in wich you will find some of the most dope people ever. And home of some of LTC.
Dude let's go to mcdicks in west jordan
by Undeaduser August 10, 2016
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