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Jordan is a beautiful woman who doesn't need makeup to feel pretty, she is typically a tomboy who is good at sports like reselling, and football. Jordan is a badass who isn't afraid to throw hands with some stupid bitch. Jordan is really smart and normally has good grades, she has a really chill personality that's easy to get along with but she still knows how to have fun when the time is right. Jordan has a very flirty side to her the can catch anybody's eye and draw them in. I am proud to be friends with a Jordan and will never let our friendship go.
Damn you see Jordan over there she is so amazing
by Runningmanthebest October 13, 2020
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A boy who is funny, strong, and a bit annoying.
"Jordan is like hulk"
by dj_beans October 26, 2020
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Jordan is the biggest bum of all. Absolute trash.
Guy 1: oh look, it’s Jordan.

Guy 2: dude, that’s a dumpster.
by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020
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Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
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For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person
"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"
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He’s a down to earth guy, which some people misunderstand him. Enjoys making others happy, sometimes feels unappreciated. Can be the life of the party or the most dramatic person. Really chill & laidback, enjoys sports. Treat him with respect, loyalty, affection, honesty, and don’t take him for granted. He deserves to be loved in the best ways as long as he doesn’t become disrespectful or manipulative.
Jordan: “Hey you want to go play football later, we could practice?”
Caleb: “Sure thing, let me just ask my girl if it’s okay since she’s been feeling down lately.”
Ashley: “Jordan you are the best of both worlds, some thankful I met you!”
by MyLifeInABox November 6, 2020
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Jordan has the biggest dick in the and all the girls get him period
Fuck me jordan harderrrrrrrrrrrr
by anonymous November 8, 2020
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