Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Inside joke

A joke that is very rude and offensive and should only be said inside but is told literally anywhere than inside

Person 1: what if it turns out this Japanese Genji main made a time machine and went back in time to bomb Pearl Harbor?! 😂
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here

by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji June 1, 2018

joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave

dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia

by areallycooldude June 27, 2021

Josh Joke

Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.

Hey guys Tom has lemur.

Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.

Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.

Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.

by Llama member May 9, 2022

Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.

-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.

by Spyridon June 30, 2018

thats joke

When something someone has said is funny.

“Thats joke bro”

by Brandonb December 29, 2020