Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

johnny jewels 

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

johnny jewels by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Johnny depp 

Johnny depp is definition of daddy issues.

me: Johnny depp could get it
my friend : he is 57 and you have daddy issues.

Johnny depp by blood4vampire December 6, 2020

Johnny Berchtold 

That hot guy on twitter

I didn't know I liked halloween till I saw Johnny Berchtold in a Jason mask

Johnny Berchtold by cjjazzy December 22, 2020

Johnny on the Richard 

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

Johnny on the Richard by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

Johnny Bong 

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

Johnny Bong by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Johnny Cash 

When you eat something that disagrees with you.

When you have explosive diarrhea!

You have a burning ring of fire, after eating those Chilli peppers.

Man, I eat that Chilli and now I have a serious case of Johnny Cash!!

That Thai food gave me a burning ring of fire!!

Johnny Cash by Smuggling plums May 23, 2021