A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jockmug. by Olejb January 30, 2016
Get the hiding jockmug. a sub label of the style prep, now defined as its own swagger type.
Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.
-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.
Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented
Prep- for typical teenage behavior, in areas like clothing, school behavior, and sports participation, classic, intelligent.
-preps usually are more ambitious and/or image-conscious than others.
Trip- meaning the Swagger itself represented
by swaggeright December 7, 2010
Get the Jock Tripmug. The act of straddling a hairy man, defacating on his chest and rubbing it into his chest hair. This act should leave the feces stiff enough to stick to his chest after drying.
The vice principle caught me gorping his dead pregnant sister and suspended me, so I'm gonna have some friends hold him down in the alley after school so I can nigger jock him.
by DickGulper April 8, 2025
Get the Nigger Jockmug. To sweat one, to grovel incognito, to beg, to give props incessantly, to repeatedly question or attempt input…
by Ghetto man October 18, 2021
Get the Jockmug. A generally sporty, bulky person. Often are assholes who have no respect for others except those who praise them or are also jocks. Some can be nice, but good luck finding one. Also for some reason are really great intercourse material for shallow people with no knowledge of the phrase “never judge a book by it’s cover”.
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
Get the Jockmug. 1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
Get the Jocksmug.