jocke

cool guy, have very strong legs. is very easy to get along, but tend to salute nazis AND commies on the street. a typical jocke likes MLP and gnomes.

My dream was to be a jocke...

by endingdingvärld April 2, 2017

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Jock Daniels

A derogatory name for Scotch whisky.

Bartender! Stop fiddling with your sporran and pour me a Jock Daniels.

by Cheesemonger June 14, 2016

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jocke

Jocke is a very tal Guy hwo dont like fucking or girls, the only thing Jocke cares aboute is his games, Jocke Almost Always has a dog, becouse Jocke likes dogs, A Jocke usally plays hockey, and Jocke likes cars and bikes, jocke is the one guy hwo havent lost his verginity yet

Did you call Jocke, yeah but he dident want t come out he just want to be home and playing games

by Abri vad vill du December 12, 2016

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jocke

When you are sjukt dräggig.

Oj, here we have en jocke.

by Aroronon September 6, 2017

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Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook

Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy

by Mike8404 April 11, 2019

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Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.

He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp

by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020

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