jesse johnson

the moogist for motion city soundtrackand the creator of the moog stand

I saw Motion City Soundtrack and Jesse Johnson did a sweet moogstand.

by Rory June 20, 2006

Jersey Guy

A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.

"jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds"

by true jersey girl December 9, 2008

jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.

In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.

by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007

New Jersey

The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.

Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.

by Inspector Gadget August 19, 2004

get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by njsfinest4ever August 19, 2006

Jensen

The most beautiful girl you will lay your eyes on. Jensens tend to be artistically adept and extremely smart. They also tend to have a striking sense of humour and charisma. If you meet a Jensen, consider yourself one of the lucky few.

"Wow, who is that amazing girl?"
"That's Jensen, gotta love her."

by Juskyle Limbard August 31, 2013

Jersey Left

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.

Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."

by 3dPoop June 10, 2009