The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.
by Sicrowell May 19, 2016
Get the jesus seammug. n.
The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.
The passenger hand rail above the car window. Used by people who can't drive, those who prefer to be in control, or frightened mothers.
(in car, Driver accelerates)
Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!
Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!
etc.
Passenger: Jesus! (holding onto car hand rail for dear life)
Driver: You don't have to hold onto the Jesus rail, I'm doing the speed limit!
Passenger: (holding onto car hand rail, eyes closed)
Driver: Stop holding the Jesus rail, I'm not trying to kill you!
etc.
by SilverGirl78 April 8, 2011
Get the Jesus railmug. A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.
by adeb December 24, 2007
Get the raptor jesusmug. Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.
by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005
Get the raptor jesusmug. A Gay Icon that goes by the Pseudonym Conchita Wurst when not preaching to the masses. Closely related to Jesus Christ, the turn of the millenia jewish hippie socialist who taught people not to be assholes. Yet subsequently gets blamed for all the assholes who claim to follow him. Tranny Jesus is sometimes seen as offensive by people with no sense of humor, and homophobes.
by Slim Lyde-Prioleau November 6, 2014
Get the Tranny Jesusmug. Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
by MachHeat April 3, 2010
Get the Jesus Downhillmug. Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011
Get the Jesus babymug.